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Wash them till your knuckles vex
Make a knot on the line so they don’t grow wings
Make both ends equal,
Unlike the law
Criss cross them if you like
Like our child hood hairstyles
Add a little beauty if you’re the crazy type
Have opposite colours each one
Green on the left, pink on the right
Take one end to the left
The other to the right
Or take both ends to the right
So people wonder.
Wave your kegs when you walk
No one will notice if you don’t.

LARDO