Toast to how to

There is much joy in a clean toilet
So when you walk in majestically,
Or in too much hurry
Please remember to aim correctly
Hold it straight, and point right at the base
Of the toilet, and if you miss your shot
Do not forget your Miss (Any female around)
Take your time to wipe off every trace
And before you hurry out to the fanfare
Remember to wait, and shake if necessary
For the very last drop, the still small drop
Do not forget to flush
Once, twice or as the situation demands.

Victor Oyedele