Pack up and leave! (With Audio)

There are two friends in the gossip’s room
The mouthy one is about to become a groom
But the things he’s about to say will make him
Lose his lover, and his pride will deface him.
He tells of how in his youth he had been
Friends with Amie, Jamie and Catherine.
Kimberley was a virgin and so was Alice
But one night the phallus had them both at the palace

Vera his bride-to-be , is a loathsome teacher
She felt he would repent by becoming a preacher
But in church he’d gather his harem lot
And not on one godly day did he ever get caught

It was time for Vera to have a child
A wild burst of anger, she had him reviled
One would have felt that the tantrums came
From pain, but this kind was not the same.
Now we know what she had discovered
Her baby, she cheated, the mystery uncovered.
Whom are we to forgive?
Who should be the first to pack up and leave?

Leonell