“Hello! Welcome to your new home. Over here, we don’t know each other but we are brothers. If at all you must speak; love, kindness and empathy are the three major languages. Sarcasm will be allowed if only you listen to me, Sir Kazeem.
I know you miss home but we all know China isn’t safe anymore. The only things we have that sounds like what you had are: ‘Corolla and Obanikoro.’
For this to work, we also need a volunteer to teach our people Technology. That being said, ekabo si ilu Nigeria (Welcome to Nigeria).”