If dad lies
The dead will wake and sneeze
With lines like
“If he touches you
And your thing any place,anywhere,
You are finished!
Hear this one !
There are no witches
It’s what happens when you have high fever
Then the second wife
Jumped like a monkey in heat
From one corner of a room to the other
Dodging imaginary cane like frogy
He told mum to fry garri in red oil
And tell us its called jollof rice