When father decides to lie

If dad lies
The dead will wake and sneeze
With lines like
“If he touches you
And your thing any place,anywhere,
You are finished!
Hear this one !
There are no witches
It’s what happens when you have high fever
Then the second wife
Jumped like a monkey in heat
From one corner of a room to the other
Dodging imaginary cane like frogy
He told mum to fry garri in red oil
And tell us its called jollof rice

Bose