The Neighbourhood lad.

Uncle neighbor never took last
Even while dressing he was fast.
Uncle Nei sleeps around
Black, short, girls that are round.
He claims to stand straight, tall like mast.

This very day he did broadcast
he met this girl whose back surpassed.
We later heard no sound.
Till a shout did rebound.
He passed out like a sad podcast

Ruddapoet