Hey long nose Hey fat woman How many minutes did you spend today? Errrm, 12, you? Wow! You cum too early boy, reasons you can’t handle a lady like me. Here we go again. I keep telling you to get your game tight if you do, all will be right. Okay fat lady You seem […]

Hello old man, Hello kid, what’s your name? My name is Jerome. Hi Jerome, you can call me Santa. Okay Santa, what do you do? I’m the old man who bring gifts for you in a season like this you call Christmas. Did you bring a bicycle for me? Errrrm… I brought something better than […]

It was the season When women rush to the farm At the very first drop of early morning rain To pick mushrooms Hoping to decorate their culinary prowess To wear the crown of a good wife I was born on such early morning When a dutiful woman Went to the bush To pick the mushroom […]

The sun has been kidnapped and tied beneath a woman’s wrapper. So do not wonder when you see men trying to peep; for all that they seek is light for their darkened souls. Like nicotine stains on the palms and soles, the heart of men is patched with darkness here and there and sometimes everywhere. […]

If I Dare find a path, I’ll walk, turn a blind eye, Either I pass or get stuck. It’s Fine, the word stand exist in case I fall. Just like We all deafly hear, There is never too much to know, I’m a slate waiting to be written, We have one life. For me, it’s […]

I am Nothing you have known. My fragrance is all fresh and saint, I’m boldly basking in this baseless Basin of fresh water and red mud. Maybe, When eyes start to Talk and hearts tell it all, You might catch a glimpse of my bin, My being, you’d know I’m nothing you have seen. LARDO

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What did we come this distance to do? When would we see that we’re here as one? Where did we lose the love we so preach? Who told you, you would be good alone? Why do you grieve when all would be well? To learn to live with our difference We would have to live […]

To live and not think about dirt Or the pressures that seek my breath Deal with loss’s fear, they only flirt With my mind to make me alert Too alert not too miss being hurt By dramas acted by the skirt. All I ever wanted in shirt, One who would help stand all the hurt […]