Pet peeves

I don’t go by Pauline, I am Paulyn
Don’t call me Ma’am or aunty
It irks me.
I am a choosy beggar
Don’t go same on me.

I drink religiously, I’m not a drunk
Random thoughts of people,
I love everyone that can never love me back.
I hate the sound of you chewing,
Keep it classy and affordable.

I light up trees like its Christmas
I process the question after I’ve given it an answer
More Judgmental than most.
I am champagne with a twist of tequila
You can never really understand me, and that’s fine.

Hypermind