Pet peeves

There is a wish to every list
Like do not tap my shoulder
You palm wine tapper
Have you not heard?
Farting is a private affair

Keep your fingers from your nose
It may carry jars of germs
No one knows.
Your shoes must not invade
my private space

My stress level aggravates
When you abbreviate
Do not endear me
I am grown
I’m no body’s baby

Vera