Men Locked Down

If I had the right size of padlock
I would have done this long ago
Pack that offending dangling thing
Whose manners are appalling
Lacking respect for women
Into a tight corner
In his Y apartment
Lock him up for good
And throw the keys in my pocket
But the government seems more eager
Took laws into their hands
Declaring a total local lock down
One man one woman
Over an invincible virus
And the world has never
Been the same since

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