Book Spine (Comedy)

This is a book
Based on a true story
The bed-wetter
Walking in circles before lying down
A futile and stupid gesture

Is it just me?

Yes please
Paddle your own canoe

Let’s pretend this never happened

Seriously, I’m kidding
Carry on

I feel bad about my neck,
Bossy pants

Cruel shoes
You’ll grow out of it

Tochi