Book Spine (Comedy)

Bloodsucking fiends
I gave you my heart, but you sold it online
If the devil ‘made’ you do it, you blew it.
Lunatics
No he’s not a monkey, he’s an ape and he’s my son
Living with crazy buttocks
Deep thoughts
Why isn’t God giving cash prizes?
Who peed on my yoga mat?
What bird did that?
Raccoons are the brightest people
Zombie raccoons and killer bunnies
The llama of death
And on the eight day, God created hairdressers
I can’t make this up.

LARDO