As Far As Conversations Go II

Hi, young lady. May i sit?
You may sit on a trashcan for all i care.
Alright that’s fine.
What’s fine exactly?
The girl on your phone screen.
That’s just so rude, young man.
Then that’s alright then.
What is alright?
My rude responses to you.
This is so unbelievable.
I said the same thing when i first saw it.
What are you talking about?
The picture on your phone screen.
My God! That’s just a little girl!
I am very aware of that.
And you’re passing comments like that?
That’s the same thing i said to her mother.
Whose mother?
Annabelle’s mother.
How do you know her name?
And you must be Christine?
How do you know my name?
I know a lot of things.
Wait, are you Geoffrey?
Arden, yes i am Arden.
You are the one i was asked to wait for.
No, you’re the one i was asked to wait for.
Oh great! Please sit kind sir.
No need, i am fine, thank you.
So when do i come for the interview?
You just had it.

Leonell.