This is not a familiar phrase

I think I’ve heard it all
Information that can make you tingle
In context and outside its hall.
Idle words that an axe would swingle.

Thanks but without the thanks
Tell me something less appalling
Tales of your worldly pranks.
Time like rain is falling

Hands me shields of umbrella.
Hell’s door is about to open
Hollowed hymns in acapella
Hurricane with the intended pun.

All these phrases sound familiar
An old ring tone from my phone
Alas! There’s something unfamiliar
Additional information that made me groan.

Vera