Tell a joke

scientists believe the earth was a Big Bang
God does not exist they say.
three astronauts left Earth
and landed on a planet of no name.
the creatures who looked human ate the first
as soon as they ripped the space clothes out of the second, they saw his anus
and raped him, while many of them raped him they shouted ‘Dunga’
and when they were done, they ate him.
The third astronaut couldn’t defy death
and so death decided to flirt with him.
the creatures had an old looking man
he definitely was their prisoner cause he was in chains.
And the man asked him Death or Dunga
the astronaut didn’t hesitate and he said DEATH…
while on his way to be served to the chief
he realized the chief was mischievously smiling.
on arriving, his trouser was pulled and the cannibals held his leg tight and arms
the chief leaned towards his ears and whispered
Death by Dunga.

Ruddapoet