“Men lie. Women lie. So do numbers.”

If the numbers do not add up,
Do not look for it at the bottom
Men lie and women just roll over
But who is bold enough to count?
The bar charts do not even come close
Who is foolish enough to trust a drunk?
When the exaggeration is staggering;
Woman woos man,
One man and multiple lovers,
One heart broken three times,
Ten missed calls or who called last?
Even the actual story, is something near truth
Should we find X to know who lied first?
Numbers do not really lie
You just have to add one on the other.

Vera